Every little helps...

Erm, yeah.

Tesco delivery man sues cancer-stricken family after falling over on their driveway

When is this madness going to end? If I slipped over, I'd have blamed my clumsy self instead of even thinking of suing anyone. Of course, the Daily Mail have taken full advantage of the fact that the victims of this crazy claim are a family with a cancer-stricken relative, but frankly this should make little difference. For even if they had been a family of fit, champion athletes it wouldn't - and shouldn't - make an iota of difference.

Tesco's slogan is "every little helps", but I never would have thought that this extends to their customers posting "hazardous surface" warning signs on your driveway to aid their bumbling delivery drivers.

Please remind me never to use Tesco's home delivery service, even if I might be holed up in bed with the Mexican influenza/H1N1/Swine Flu.